As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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