he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i think i have two assholes
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
tell me about the fingering
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