i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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