but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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