I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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