covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
As shirtless as possible
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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