how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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