i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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