Buhtt sex?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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