i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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