bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
