Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
As shirtless as possible
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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