The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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