just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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