Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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