scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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