There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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