Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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