well I can't set my house on fire every night
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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