Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
