I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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