She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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