i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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