Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Success! We fucked roommates!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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