Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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