I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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