shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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