I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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