the new term for farting is butt boxing.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
