Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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