No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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