I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Drunk is a universal language darling
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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