what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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