I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
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Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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