I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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