i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize
