Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you mean i was at the winter classic?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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