just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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