Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I AM VODKA MAN
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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