just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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