Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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