Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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