My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
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i've created a new STD.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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