i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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