if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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