when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
She announced her abortion via fbk
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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