so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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