Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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