A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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