belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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