is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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