Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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