You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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