There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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