people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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