A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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