Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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