I cockslap morals
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I think my moral compass just broke
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