Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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