youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
she pinky promised me she was 18
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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