I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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