I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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